I LOVE it when I am in this kind of a blogging mood…sometimes the funniest sh*t just oozes outta me.
Okay, so what do you do when…
…you have a contract with the #1 real estate broker in your area and they PROMISE to sell your house in 3 months and 8 months later, your still living in your house and the sign they buried in your front lawn has a family of birds living under it ?
…you have a very nice piece of expensive jewelry [let's say it's a diamond ring, real gold, just for sh*ts and giggles] and some D.B. Lady from Tulsa Oklahoma bids on it, not once, not even twice, but four times! And she stops bidding just under your reserve price, so you pay the auction site $10 [Yep! I paid the 10 bucks] for D.B.’s email address like it was some kind of state secret! You then email D.B. and ask her if she’d still like to buy the ring, you make her a deal she’d be a fool to pass up. She says YES! then the stupid sh*thead D.B. strings you along for almost 2 weeks with crappy excuses like “I can’t get PayPal to work”, “I can only use the computer at work”, “I had to go out of town, my newborn grandbaby died”. [which I am convinced was a total BS story] I honestly don’t think she’s old enough to have a newborn grandbaby, I could be wrong, but I don’t think so. Yeah! I’m not so stupid that I don’t know how to Google a person.
Anyone want to bid on a diamond engagement ring?
This is my eBid Pic [Sexy huh??]
note: in case anyone had trouble with the “D.B.” above, it stands for a not-so-very-nice name to call someone that rhymes with “JUICE HAG” [just slur JUICE so it sounds like “JOOSH”, you’ll figure it out.
